6.00 The Middle
Sue asks Mike for his advice on what boys want after being ignored at a high school Halloween costume party; Frankie takes Brick's socially awkward school social skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan to trick rather than treat.
6.30 The Middle
Frankie observes what she believes are the perfect siblings and decides to make it her mission in life to make her kids stop fighting and interact as a loving family; Mike considers firing Aunt Edie after she makes a costly mistake at the quarry.
7.00 Two and a Half Men
Befuddled Charlie struggles to understand his new girlfriend as she plays hard to get; Rose explains to Charlie how similar he and his girlfriend are, as Sherry is self-assured, manipulative and narcissistic; Alan and Jake butt-heads over homework.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Charlie is completely demoralized to discover that he hasn't been pleasing Chelsea in bed as much as he thinks; Alan attempts to solve his problem with thinning hair as frugally as possible before he begins going out on dates.
When a law student witnesses her grandmother being abducted by two masked men, she asks Monk to investigate and offers to use her legal connections to help him get reinstated to the police force in exchange for his assistance.
After a sniper shoots a bullet through the windshield of a tow truck and kills the driver, the unmanned vehicle is sent careening into oncoming traffic and crashes into a car being operated by Captain Stottlemeyer's wife.
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
A heroin junkie is found at a party with no memory of her recent rape and possessing a human finger inside of her purse, which leads the detectives to take a horrifying look into the victim's troubled past in order to find the assailant.